The Kah Kia Kiwi

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On drunk little plastic pieces

I am now the proud owner of a small army of drunk Japanese salarymen.

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May 13, 2008 Posted by Doh | Daily Dose | | No Comments Yet

So I went jogging

So I went jogging. During peak hour. Along one of the busiest and most polluted roads in Singapore between 5-7 pm on a weekday.

I gave up after 1.5 rounds (that was maybe 2 km) and trailed away into the relative cleaner and fresher HDB sanctuary while WF and WL went ahead to complete the usual 3 rounds.

All I could think of while running, were carbon monoxide molecules trying to form permanent non reversible complex bonds with my oxygen. Argh.

May 10, 2008 Posted by Doh | . Panadol, Daily Dose | | No Comments Yet

The only one

The most beautiful, sexy and attractive woman I know has moved into new phase of a life, leading our paths to diverge, and now I’m feeling miserably depressed.

There are few women I have met in this life who impress me, and only one who melted me into a meek puddle of nerves. She exudes extreme calmness and grace in her mannerisms, and her smile drives men wild. I’ve witnessed her drop donut crumbs onto her lap once, and I’ve never known anyone who can brush away crumbs and still look incredibly sexy. Her voice is soothing and alluring but certainly not bitchy. Her English accent is to die for, as is her Japanese. She is also incredibly intelligent (think Ivy league). She has impeccable dress sense, and I’m in love with her shoes.

She is one stunning lady, and everything I (and you too, admit it) ever want to be.

She’s on her way out of my life now, and I’m plunging into an abyss of hopelessness.

May 10, 2008 Posted by Doh | . Drizzle, Daily Dose, Pipple | | No Comments Yet

Rockmelons bounce

Discovery of the day: Rockmelons bounce.

I bought a delicious looking rockmelon home today, and 2 steps after getting off the car, it slipped from my fingers and bounced about 5 happy bounces on the pavement and into the bushes.

*sigh*

April 27, 2008 Posted by Doh | Daily Dose | | No Comments Yet

Moving over…

Hoping to forget the silly things of the past.

March 25, 2008 Posted by Doh | Daily Dose | | No Comments Yet